“God damn it!” i yell as i stub my toe on a table. suddenly from the sky, i hear god reply “okay”. the floor splits open, revealing a pit to hell. god pushes the table down into the pit, and then it seals up. he actually did it. god damned it.
when the whole class knows they’re going to fail the test
boys seem better in theory
Boys are human beings. Your opinion on whether subsets of humanity measure up to your standards, while charming, is unwanted.
I am doing my best to make this email sound adult. I have rewritten it sixteen, wait… seventeen, times. I am requesting assistance.
im really curious what happened in those 22 comments
I wanna see pictures of your lowest moment from 2013 go
I was in a Toy Story play.
And I loved it.
You’re an inspiration to us all
Am I doing this right
enjoy half of your sandwich being just bread you heart loving fuck
someone shouted “do it for the vine” at the train station earlier and i was afraid for my fucking life