hi i'm maddie and i like music and supernatural and i don't really know what i'm doing
i was so ugly in 2008 because i didnt care about my looks i cared about the jonas brothers
i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed
i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police
*opens blank tab* yes mom im doing my homework leave me alone dont you trust me at all
every 1st september we joke about getting ready for hogwarts to cover up the very real and very very deep scars of never getting our letters
"i don’t support feminism because-"
lol nah we ain’t even gonna talk bye
Tonight Alive - The Other Side [video credit]
what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?
one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails
Destiel + Quotes (Season 9)
1.14: If I’d just said something else. Gotten through to him somehow. When I think about how he looked at me man, right before. I shoulda done something.
be careful washing dishes in the dark
is this fall out boy lyrics
Oh. I thought it was like a pun towards “my songs know what you did in the dark”
just trying to warn people about the dangers of trying to clean their good china when they can’t see